voracekmeoff:

“Excuse me, just going for my line change here.”

voracekmeoff:

“Excuse me, just going for my line change here.”

callmeoutis:

the worst thing about brokeback mountain is how they turned it into a joke here was a high profile drama with a-list actors and lgbt protagonists and then everybody just wrote it off and labeled it as “that gay cowboy movie” when they aren’t even gay cowboys they’re bisexual shepherds this is why we can’t have nice things

siddharthasmama:

nextyearsgirl:

“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”

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tungstens:

we all have a favorite eyebrow

Beethoven: ARE YOU READY TO HEAR SOME SYMPHONIES?!
Audience: *cheers*
Beethoven: I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!

dutchster:

Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?

skeleton-fairy:

daddyhole:

next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before

get real flustered and be like “wow… I didn’t realize that was how you felt?”

Girls are trained to say, ‘I wrote this, but it’s probably really stupid.’ Well, no, you wouldn’t write a novel if you thought it was really stupid. Men are much more comfortable going, ‘I wrote this book because I have a unique perspective that the world needs to hear.’ Girls are taught from the age of seven that if you get a compliment, you don’t go, ‘Thank you’, you go, ‘No, you’re insane.’

Lena Dunham (x)

and when everyone around you goes, “oh, nah, I’m actually really bad at this” and you’re the only one that goes “hey, yeah maybe I’m not so bad after all” when someone compliments you, you FEEL LIKE A MASSIVE DICK.

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omgtsn:

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foob

bruins-babe:

"This impossible dream comes true!" || 1980 Olympic Gold Medal Game