“Excuse me, just going for my line change here.”
the worst thing about brokeback mountain is how they turned it into a joke here was a high profile drama with a-list actors and lgbt protagonists and then everybody just wrote it off and labeled it as “that gay cowboy movie” when they aren’t even gay cowboys they’re bisexual shepherds this is why we can’t have nice things
“Agree to disagree” is white guy speak for “I understand you have an opinion but unfortunately, me.”
we all have a favorite eyebrow
Do the birds and bees ever hang out or do they just fuck every time?
next time you get rick rolled try and act like you’ve never heard the song before
get real flustered and be like “wow… I didn’t realize that was how you felt?”
Lena Dunham (x)
and when everyone around you goes, “oh, nah, I’m actually really bad at this” and you’re the only one that goes “hey, yeah maybe I’m not so bad after all” when someone compliments you, you FEEL LIKE A MASSIVE DICK.
"This impossible dream comes true!" || 1980 Olympic Gold Medal Game