kolmevitonen:

cosmicallycos:

The year is 2956.  The NHL is no longer in existence.  All of the players we know today are dead.  Except for one man who skates on an empty ice rink, refusing to accept reality.

His name is Jaromir Jagr.

When suddenly:

"We’re coming, we’re coming…"

Selänne puts on his skates and pushes Brodeur’s wheelchair in front of the net.

My wife is not a handbag. If she doesn’t want to come, she doesn’t want to come. She is her own person and has her own life.
Thomas Müller when asked why his wife didn’t attend the World Cup In Brazil (via jerome-boateng)

bromar:

a bicycle is the acoustic version of a motorcycle 

Toews vs Kane at the 2007 World Junior Championships Semifinal: Toews  slows the puck just enough to put Kane offside and prevent a breakaway

hahahahHAHAHAHA

firelordazula:

do you ever go through your own blog and just smile because even though as a blog it is objectively terrible it’s, like, the only space in the world that is 100% tailored to you and your interests

unclefather:

I am the hero that gotham deserves

unclefather:

I am the hero that gotham deserves